Long ago, there were two that I won first prize for at parties. The first was when I was in the military, I took a tall moving box, covered it with kraft paper, painted it up with an open half moon hole in the door and went as an outhouse; whenever someone would look in the hole, I'd squirt them with a squirt bottle and then hand them a tissue to wipe their face with. The second was when I first moved to NC about 30 years ago, I dressed in a white garbage bag, painted my face and arms white, put on white panty hose and swim flippers, and went as a sperm.
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Long ago, there were two that I won first prize for at parties.
The first was when I was in the military, I took a tall moving box, covered it with kraft paper, painted it up with an open half moon hole in the door and went as an outhouse; whenever someone would look in the hole, I'd squirt them with a squirt bottle and then hand them a tissue to wipe their face with.
The second was when I first moved to NC about 30 years ago, I dressed in a white garbage bag, painted my face and arms white, put on white panty hose and swim flippers, and went as a sperm.
How about you?
With love.
God bless.
RB
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